Ivan's Illusions

Ivan Markov

We're not gonna take it!


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About Me

Hello! The name’s Iván, though you might know me by other names.

If I had to choose three words to describe myself, they would be: chaos, passion, care.

I’m just a simple guy whose maybe a bit too passionate about a few things, based in Spain, I’m fluent in English and Spanish, I speak a bit of Valencian and know some Esperanto.

You might find me messing with computers, opening computers, working on my social life (with computers) and salvaging computers. See, I do a lot of things with computers!

Well, there are also more things to me other than computers! Most of the time, you may find me outside hanging out with people, doing activism, or exploring new places.

Abandoned buildings are my natural habitat, I probably have more asbestos in my lungs than you ever will! Help.

I have type 1 diabetes and it sucks. Sometimes, it’s my whole personality. Don’t talk to me while I’m dealing with a high blood sugar.

One time I went on a weekend trip to Madrid and almost died in two separate car crashes, I also sleptwalked 8 miles in that same trip!

I have a wonderful family of cool computers whom I love like they’re my children.

Stuff I like

Let’s see if we have any interest in common! Below is a non-exhaustive, unordered list of some of my interests:

  • Computers
  • Rock music
  • Metal Family
  • Junk collecting
  • Reverse engineering
  • Not being in a coma
  • Irony
  • Urban exploration
  • Old Apple Mac computers
  • Old computers in general
  • Project Diva
  • Vocaloid
  • Programming
  • Parrots
  • CRTs
  • Tally Hall
  • Lemon Demon
  • Miracle Musical
  • The Mind Electric

Published on 2025-07-27

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