Ivan's Illusions

Ivan Markov

Does my name have an accent...


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Welcome, boys and girls!

You have just stumbled upon the page of Iván Markov. A passionate programmer, aspiring polymath. Currently in his twenties and with far too many hobbies…


  • You can call me Ivan Trustivan
  • I’m also known as Simon
  • Currently reading Hyperion by Dan Simmons
  • Fixated on x86 Assembly

If you want to take a peek inside my brain, check out my Blag. I mean, Blog

If you want to learn more about me, check about About

Quotes!

Daniel: “While it may not seem like it, Iván knows full well what he’s doing. You’ll usually find him in an abandoned building on a side quest for floppy disks [queue lemon demon sound track]. Iván is the only person I know who powerlifts as much as he PowerPCs.”

Душан Митровић: “Well you are a good looking, I’d say downright sexy, young man”

Eve: “Ivan’s the most loveable evil genius ever. Rest in peace, Marchintosh.”

Elissa: “Ivan? Why am I inside a giant microwave?”

Joel (in Spanish): “You’re evil.”

Luna (SushiMCPE): “This evil man made me Spanish. 10/10 experience.”